Watched LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring with another idiot. Well, not so much as watched it, but caught the end of them watching it. This time it wasn't someone convinced that the Hobbits (in particular Elijah Wood and Sean Astin) were really midgets. No, this time it was someone that has obviously been trapped under a rock their entire life. I mean it's not like it was based on a classic book trilogy that many of us read in school, or one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time... released years ago....
Idiot: Worst ending to a movie ever!
Me: (Just stares in disbelief)
Idiot: It didn't even finish. They were just starting the quest!
Me: Uh.. this is the Lord of the Rings... You did realize that right? Surely?
Idiot: They never saw any Lord. Just stops way before they do anything really. Am I suppose to just guess what happens? They should have atleast finished the quest. So stupid.
Me: Yes... completely stupid. (Pulls out the two towers box set which was underneath the Fellowship one in the first place)
Idiot: What is this?
Me: Hrm.. similiar movie. Made by the same director. With the same cast. Sort of like, you know.. part of a trilogy.
Idiot: Screw that. I am NEVER watching another movie by that idiot. He sucks at endings.
Me: Have you ever heard of J.R.R Tolkein?
Idiot: Yeah, he wrote Catcher in the Rye didn't he?
Me: (Walks off..).
