You have four unexpected guests showing up for dinner in less than an hour, you haven't been to the store in days, and you want to impress them with a delicious meal. What do you serve them?
Well, if they are unexpected... how the hell do I know they are coming for dinner and why would I be preparing? I guess that means I'd be serving them all knuckle sandwiches. Way to try to mooch, jerks.
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